The Dog's Response - it's only fair, equal time to the pets!

Me, I like the new improved Female Parental Unit! She likes to run and play now. She goes on longer walks, FASTER longer walks. She likes to throw the Frisbee. All-in-all, I’d say that this is a good improvement and I am happy. Sorry, cat, all you like to do is lay around and sleep. What do you care if it’s in her lap or on the couch or the bed or the cat-bed or the window sill?? The new version of the Female Parental Unit is much more suitable to me now! Go MOM! Happily Signed, The Dog – on his way on the door for a loooonnnng WALK!